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| DEODORANT | JUNGLEMAN GEAR | JUNGLEVISION | PHOTOS | ABOUT | CONTACT | FAQ |
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THE QUEST FOR ALUMINUM FREE PITS The idea for Jungleman came about when owner Jeremiah Blattler decided that he was fed up with the giant orange stains that aluminum based anti-perspirants had been giving him. That, coupled with the fact that studies have linked aluminum to Alzheimer's, Lou Gehrig's, and Parkinson's disease, as well as several cancers, was enough to get him into making a revolutionary product. Having tried many other non-aluminum based deodorants of inferior quality from leading brands, Jeremiah knew that he would have to make a product that was markedly different from the usual suspects. He decided that his deodorant would not only be free of aluminum, it would be comprised entirely of 100% natural products. It had to be hypoallergenic, non-toxic, and most importantly, effective. Most of the supposed “all-natural” deodorants that he tried were just some crappy hippy concoctions that didn’t really work, smelled like concentrated incense, or even still had chemicals like sodium stearate, alcohol, and castor oil. |
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ALL-NATURAL, EFFECTIVE, AND ECONOMICAL Jungleman Deodorant is the definition of ALL-NATURAL, as it DOES NOT contain: aluminum, parabens, peroxides, alcohols, artificial colors, artificial fragrances, propylene glycol, glyceryl laurate, ascorbic acid, silica, castor oil, sodium stearate or any other crap that shouldn’t be under your pits. Jungleman Deodorant is super-absorbent, yet doesn’t leave a thick film on your pits. It also doesn’t leave orange stains on your shirts like other deodorants. Jungleman Deodorant is hypoallergenic, and while not recommended, you could technically eat it without going to the hospital (unlike many other deodorants). Jungleman Deodorant does not block your pores like aluminum antiperspirants do. It also does not have a harsh odor. It has a unique, yet subtle, aromatic fragrance that has been clinically proven to be described as “kickass” by potential mates. Jungleman Deodorant is unisex, and will help enhance your sex appeal, regardless of gender. Jungleman doesn’t believe in stereotypes. He also doesn’t believe in paying a lot for good stuff. Some of these “all-natural” deodorants charge up to $20.00 for a questionable product, at best. Jungleman Deodorant will only set you back about 7 bucks, and lasts twice as long as most standard deodorants, so there’s no need to let the economy make you stink like a bag of rancid turd. So you too can be ALL-NATURAL and help the environment without smelling like a dirty hippie. Try it! It’s “jungle”icious! ONLY $6.99 + SHIPPING AND HANDLING! For questions about Jungleman Deodorant please email us at: |
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