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HOW DO I ORDER YOUR DEODORANT?

To order Jungleman Deodorant, simply click on any of the
"ADD TO CART" buttons that we've put up on the website,
like this one that just so happens to be conveniently below:

You can return to shopping by clicking "CONTINUE SHOPPING," or checkout by clicking on "PROCEED TO CHECKOUT."

If you have further questions about ordering products, please contact our sales and distribution department at:

Further questions about ordering JUNGLEMAN DEODORANT sales@junglemannaturals.com


WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ALL-NATURAL?

Jungleman Deodorant is the definition of ALL-NATURAL, as it DOES NOT contain: aluminum, parabens, peroxides, alcohols, artificial colors, artificial fragrances, propylene glycol, glyceryl laurate, ascorbic acid, silica, castor oil, sodium stearate or any other crap that shouldn’t be under your pits.




WHAT IS JUNGLEMAN DEODORANT MADE OF?

Jungleman Deodorant is made of sodium bicarbonate, corn starch, sustainable palm oil from non-peatlands, and tea tree oil. That's it!



HOW MUCH DOES JUNGLEMAN DEODORANT COST?

Jungleman Deodorant will only set you back $6.99, while some other "all-natural" deodorants run as high as $20.00. On top of that, Jungleman Deodorant lasts twice as long as most standard deodorants, so there’s no need to let the economy make you stink like a bag of rancid turd.




I HAVE A COMMENT, QUESTION, OR IDEA PERTAINING TO JUNGLEMAN DEODORANT. WHERE DO I GO?

Please send all comments, questions, or ideas pertaining to Jungleman Deodorant to:

Comments, questions, or ideas about JUNGLEMAN DEODORANT info@junglemannaturals.com



WHAT ARE THE DANGERS OF ALUMINUM?


Studies have linked aluminum absorption to Alzheimer's, Lou Gehrig's, and Parkinson's disease. Aluminum has also been linked to several types of cancer, osteoporosis, anemia, headaches, kidney problems, liver problems, gastrointestinal problems, extreme nervousness, bone softening, decreased calcium absorption, muscle aches, and even colic and rickets in babies.

Many deodorants contain aluminum and silica. When the two are absorbed into the body together, an accumulation of deposits can develop in the brain. Studies have linked this accumulation of deposits to the improper firing of neural synapses.

Neural synapses are like spark plugs for the brain. If they can’t function, or they misfire, the brain will malfunction, just like a car engine. Jungleman Deodorant is 100% aluminum free, as well as 100% silica free, so you can live your life without the worry of potential damage to your brain and nervous system.




I HAVE A COMMENT, QUESTION, OR IDEA PERTAINING TO YOUR SHOW, JUNGLEVISION. WHERE DO I GO?

Please send all comments, questions, or ideas pertaining to JungleVision to:

Comments, questions, or ideas about JUNGLEVISION info@junglemannaturals.com



WILL JUNGLEMAN STOP ME FROM SWEATING?


No, it will not. Nor should it. Contrary to the common myth sold by the major anti-perspirant companies, sweat does not smell whatsoever. The reason why we get foul odors under our arms is due to bacteria that accumulate over time in those regions.

The bacteria eat the proteins in our sweat, and waste is soon excreted. This waste is the direct source for body odor. That’s right. Your sweat doesn’t cause you to stink, rather, millions of little bacteria turds do!

It’s unnecessary and unnatural to stop the human body from secreting sweat. Sweat is necessary to cool down the human body when it’s overheated. It’s also essential in ridding the body of certain toxins. Why would you want to keep those things in your body?

Furthermore, since your body is pretty much covered in over 2.6 million sweat glands, it would seem to be rather foolish (and wasteful) to completely cover your body in anti-perspirant.

Jungleman Deodorant attacks the real problem, odor. It’s 100% aluminum free and super-absorbent, so that you can secrete sweat naturally, but not have a swamp brewing in your armpits. Jungleman Deodorant’s natural, plant-based ingredients are sterile, preventing the accumulation of bacteria that leave foul body odor.

Jungleman gets the job done right.




IS JUNGLEMAN TESTED ON ANIMALS?

If, by “animals,” you mean non-humans, then no. We do not test our products on anything other than human beings, which, if you’ve ever taken an elementary biology class, are ANIMALS! Hopefully, this gives the PETA folks one less thing to incessantly bitch about.




WHY WON'T JUNGLEMAN DEODORANT
STAIN MY PITS?


Jungleman Deodorant won’t give you pit stains (AKA Tang Pits) because it does not contain any castor oil, so it will not leave a thick film on your pits. And because it has no aluminum whatsoever, it also doesn’t leave orange stains on your shirts like other deodorants.

Aluminum chloride and the aluminum salts that are commonly found in most major deodorants don’t dissolve easily, yet easily bond with your sweat. Because of this, deodorants containing aluminum often leave water resistant stains that will remain on your clothing regardless of what treatment you use to clean them.

It’s not just aluminum that can cause these stains. Several so-called “natural” brands like Tom's of Maine contain ascorbic acid, which also causes armpit stains to form. Jungleman Deodorant contains no ascorbic acid and will never leave you with the dreaded Tang Pit.








IS JUNGLEMAN DEODORANT FOR MEN ONLY?

Jungleman Deodorant is unisex. Jungleman doesn’t believe in gender stereotypes, and neither should you. Jungleman has a unique, yet subtle, aromatic fragrance that works equally well for both men and women.

Contrary to what major anti-perspirant companies have been telling you, body odor does not discriminate. Men and women alike are equally capable of stinking up a storm. All that “pH balanced for a woman” hocus pocus is just a marketing ploy to charge women more for an inferior product.

The beauty of Jungleman Deodorant is that it’s 100% all-natural scent works great for both sexes, so that you won’t have to choose between smelling like men’s aftershave or cheap perfume. Regardless of whether you’re a man or a woman, Jungleman Deodorant is 100% “jungle”icious!


ARE JUNGLEMAN DEODORANT CONTAINERS RECYCLABLE?

Jungleman All-Natural Deodorant containers are 100% recyclable. This is just another way that Jungleman tries to minimize its impact on the environment, in addition to offering a 100% ALL-NATURAL product that contains no aerosols, hydrocarbons, or PFCs.

Jungleman All-Natural Deodorant containers are made of recyclable polypropylene, which corresponds to recycling code 5. Please recycle your Jungleman All-Natural Deodorant containers when you are finished using them. The Earth will thank you and so will Jungleman.







WHAT ABOUT THOSE “ALL-NATURAL” DEODORANT CRYSTALS?

So called “all-natural” deodorant crystals claim to stop your body from producing sweat naturally, with no toxins or unwanted side effects. This of course, is untrue, as you cannot stop sweat secretion without side effects. The deodorant crystal is actually one giant scam designed to take advantage of “green” minds with clever marketing tactics.

These crystals make their claim to being “all-natural,” yet possess ammonium alum as a principal ingredient. Ammonium alum, or ammonium aluminum sulfate dodecahydrate, is a sulfate of aluminum, and therefore is an aluminum salt, just like aluminum chloride, the principal ingredient in standard deodorants.

Just like aluminum chloride, ammonium alum stops the human body from secreting sweat. Just like aluminum chloride, ammonium alum has been linked to: several types of cancer, osteoporosis, anemia, headaches, kidney problems, liver problems, gastrointestinal problems, extreme nervousness, bone softening, decreased calcium absorption, muscle aches, and even colic and rickets in babies.

In terms of toxicity, aluminum chloride and ammonium alum are one in the same; as is potassium alum, or any other aluminum salt. Through clever propaganda, these crystal manufacturers have marketed their product as being “all-natural” or comprised of 100% natural mineral salts and nothing more.

Arsenic, lead, and mercury are also “all-natural,” but that doesn’t exactly mean that they should be applied liberally to your underarms. All aluminum salts are “natural mineral salts” as they naturally exist in chemistry. Again, that does not necessarily mean that they are healthy. In fact, they’ve pretty much been universally declared unhealthy by the scientific community.

Yet another annoying piece of propaganda by these crystal manufacturers is their insistence on claiming that their product is a natural “African” or natural “Thai” crystal. This can also be filed nicely into the bullshit department, as these crystals were all manufactured, and no one in Africa or Thailand actually uses them. Even if they weren’t machined the way they were, they’d still be poisonous, none the less.

When forced to admit that ammonium alum is a poison that these crystals possess, deodorant crystal manufacturers will try to claim that although their product contains toxic aluminum salts, these salts have a chemistry such that the ions in the “natural mineral salts” are too large to pass through the skin.

Or they will claim that the ions are negatively charged, and therefore cannot enter the body. Both of these claims are patently false and drowning in rampant bullshit. Skin pores, especially in the underarm regions, are millions of times bigger than the ions in question. Which means that aluminum will get in your body like sand falling through a cargo net.

So don’t let these deodorant crystal manufacturers off the hook for their outright lies. Let them know that we won’t stand for shoving poison into our pits, and that Jungleman All-Natural Deodorant is the only truly all-natural deodorant that works.



HOW DO I APPLY JUNGLEMAN DEODORANT?

• Occasionally, Jungleman may break up or have cracks due to being struck, battered, shaken, dropped, or left in extreme heat or cold during the shipping process, which may affect its texture and applicability. To resolve this, simply push the deodorant firmly back into place in its container. Since it’s malleable, it should become denser, and subsequently be much easier to apply.

• Jungleman All-Natural Deodorant is just that, all-natural. So it has a different consistency than deodorants containing castor oil, petroleum, silica, glycerin, or other emulsifiers and/or caking agents. Because of this, you don’t need to twist Jungleman up so much, or put on so much. Since our deodorant is very effective, it does not require a heavy application like standard deodorants. Please make sure to apply this product as softly as possible and not twist it up too high. Applying it with too much force may cause it to break off.

• When you first apply Jungleman All-Natural Deodorant, you may notice a little bit of powder falling off of the edges of the stick (due to our all-natural, glycerin free, super-absorbent consistency), but it should go away after the deodorant edges become rounded to fit the shape of your underarm. Don’t worry, Jungleman will never permanently stain you, your pits, or your clothing...EVER!!! Jungleman can usually be wiped right off, and is always easily washed off.

• Jungleman All-Natural Deodorant is made of baking soda, corn starch, sustainable palm oil from non-peatlands, and tea tree oil. If you have ANY allergies or intolerances to ANY of these ingredients please DO NOT USE this product. If at any time you experience ANY irritation, redness, or rashes in or around your underarm areas, please discontinue using this product, as you may have sensitivity to one or more of these ingredients.

• We pride ourselves on making the most tolerable, hypoallergenic product on the market, but there will inevitably be a very small percentage of people who will have a reaction to certain ingredients in our formula, as it is virtually impossible to make any product completely 100% hypoallergenic or non-reactive.

• Try not to shake, strike, batter, or drop Jungleman All-Natural Deodorant, as this may affect the texture and applicability of the product. Store Jungleman in a cool, dry area away from extreme heat and cold, and avoid leaving Jungleman outdoors.

• If you have any questions or comments, please email us at:

Questions Or Comments About JUNGLEMAN DEODORANT info@junglemannaturals.com





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